Because Christine did it..

Finish the Sentence:

Hi, my name is: Elijah
Never in my life have I been: to see Christine. =[
The one person who can drive me nuts is: Christine ! Haha.
High school was/is: tiring.
When I’m nervous: I have no need to be nervous. I don't need to worry, God knows(:
The last time I cried was: long time ago.
If I were to get married right now my maid of honor would be: I am a guy.
My hair is: SPIKEEEY.
When I was 10: I liked a girl named Angelica. HAHA. That's right.
Last Christmas: I gave you my heart, then the very next day, you stored inside.(: WRONG LYRICS.
I should be: sleeping. Doing math. Drawing. Doing history.
When I look down I see: My feet.
The happiest recent event was: The kick-it's on Sundays
If I were a character on ‘That 70’s Show’ I’d be: HYDE FOSHO.
By this time next year: I'll be getting closer to being a senior.
My current gripe is: school
I have a hard time understanding: myself
There’s this girl I know that: I can share anything with, no matter what the topic or situation. She's always there for me.
You know I like you when: I'm loud. Hahah.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Christine.
Take my advice: Don't give advice. It could make things worse.
Something that I really want to buy is: a car with my drivers license, tyvm.
If you visited the place I was born: You'd think, "Damn, how'd this kid get all proper and nice?"
I plan to visit: the girl I love very soon.
If you spend the night at my house: Get ready for spaniards.HAHAH.
I’d stop my wedding if: We weren't ready.
The world could do without: Wars.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a cockroach. THAT'S GROSS.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Tomorrow morning, it shall be POPEYES.<3
Most recent thing someone else bought me: Food
My favorite blonde is: HANNAH T. !!!! =D
My favorite brunette is: I don't know any brunettes. o-o I think.
My favorite redhead is: I don’t know of any redheads..
My middle name is: Joshua
This morning I: woke up tired.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Humans.
Once, at a bar: I stay Above the influence.
Last night I was: Sleeping.
There’s this guy I know who: can be a real MASTER. =]
I don’t know: what to do with myself
A better name for me would be: Confused
Tomorrow I am: GOINGTOSCHOOLAT 12. =D
Tonight I am: SNOOZING
My birthday is: really of no importance.
What I really wanted for Valentine’s Day was: a day spent with her
I can sing: crappily. People say it's good, LIES.
I like a guy named: no homo. HAHA. But I like a girl named Christine Diane Padua(:
My best friend’s name is: CURRENTLY. I have no best friend.

But the closest ones to it are Johann, Jyka, Juna, Eljay, and Ed.